Thirty-Eight point something
Goa was good.
We were 6 of us who were supposed to go. My 2 uncles, 2 aunts, my uncle's daughter and i. (clarifications right at the beginning : My uncle's daughter calls me Anna. So it ends there...)
Let me get to the point(s) straightaway.
/*Chennai
1. 6 tickets were booked in a 3-tier AC train. All 6 tickets were available only in the RAC category.
2. One of my uncles then was called upon to go to Germany on official matters. So 1 ticket cancelled.
3. My other uncle, now the leader of the pack (and the sole sponsor too ;)), now had this brainwave that the remaining 5 tickets might not get confirmed, and with 3 ladies in the group, we better book 2nd class tickets too, just in case.
4. 5 second class tickets booked, in addition to the already existing AC tickets. These newly booked tickets too, were in the Waiting List. Drat.
5. This led my junior aunt(who happens to be the most i-dont-give-a-damn-to-what-i-spend kinds), to egg on my uncle to book 5 tickets to and fro on a Jet airways flight at apex rates of 3K per head or so.
So now we have 5 tickets to and fro on AC train, Sleeper train and Flight.
6. Our AC tickets advanced to RAC numbers 1,2,3,4,5. Bright chances of confirmation, with 3 days to go.
7. So my uncle promptly cancelled the flight tickets the next day.
8. One of our AC tickets got confirmed.
9. My uncle cancelled the sleeper class tickets as well.
10. Now my senior aunt, dealt a divine digression to the whole trip, insisting that we halt at Mantralayam on our way back from Goa.
11. All 5 return tickets from Goa cancelled.
12. Return tickets from Mantralayam booked. 2nd class tickets. Goa to mantralayam could be decided after we reach Goa and explore options there.
13. The sole accompanying uncle now gets some work in Chennai, has to be here early, so HE cancels his return ticket alone, and books a flight ticket for himself for the 24th.
14. Day of journey, we book a Call Taxi, to pick us up from home at 12:30 for a 2 PM train.
15. 12:45 no sign of the taxi. Call him up, CANCEL the taxi booking (no form of transport spared from our cancellation chaos), and rent another cab down to the station.
16. Arrive at station, all tickets stand confirmed. Vaazhve Thavam.
exit Chennai*/
/* Start of Train Journey
17. On train, female company at long last. A voluptuous aunty was all i had for company for a while, until the only vacant seat in the entire compartment, the seat opposite mine, was taken by a 20-ish girl. Wow. Never happened before ever. Hasbi Rabbi Jalallah!
18. Then came her amma. Kezha bolt aunty. Maafi Qalbi Ghairullah!
19. And then came the son. 2 years old. Noor-e Muhammad Sallallah!
20. And then she called her son Kaif... Haq La Illa-ha Illallah.
End of Train Journey*/
--in Goa now--
21. Search begins(!), for transport from Goa to mantralayam.
22. Nothing. NOTHING. WTF is mantralayam, people ask. Zilch.
23. Retrace plans. Look for alternate destinations. Bangalore.
24. Book tickets on a semi-sleeper bus to bangalore for the 24th night.(this was after enquiring flight charges from Goa to Bangalore and chennai).
25. Cancel the Mantralayam - Chennai return train tickets.
26. New brainwave - why not leave by a comfortable AC Volvo bus instead of a non AC semi-sleeper?
27. Book 4 tickets to bangalore on a Volvo Bus.
28. Cancel the other bus ticket.
29. Also meant that we could cancel our hotel room bookings for the 24th. Checking out one day ahead of time.
--exit Goa--
-Goa to Bangalore--
30. Bus journey. Seats numbered 1,2,3,4. First 4 seats on bus. Clear view of Road ahead. Bus going up and down the western ghats. At speeds nearing and crossing 100 kmph.
31. Man sprawled on road, drunk, sleeping in bliss, middle of road. Bus brakes hard. gets my aunts' heads spinning.
32. Senior aunt vomits all over.
33. Plans of stay in Bangalore in jeopardy.
34. We reach Bangalore at 10-ish the next morning. head straight for the railway station.
35. Unreserved tickets to Chennai for a 2 PM train, 3 hours in the bangalore railway station waiting room, and then a rush for the seats that get toweled up even before zeroth hour.
36. Mahesh 'macha kammanaati' balaji has to leave to mysore too, and comes to the station, gets to talk to my uncle's daughter. @%&$#%@.
--exit Bangalore--
--Bangalore to Chennai--
37. Drunken sleepard on train on berth above. Constantly absently shifting positions, almost giving us a 'the sky is falling' feeling. Sick. in more ways than one definitely.
38. Back in Chennai, and living happily ever after...
Soragame endraalum.. adhu nammoora pola varuma.
We were 6 of us who were supposed to go. My 2 uncles, 2 aunts, my uncle's daughter and i. (clarifications right at the beginning : My uncle's daughter calls me Anna. So it ends there...)
Let me get to the point(s) straightaway.
/*Chennai
1. 6 tickets were booked in a 3-tier AC train. All 6 tickets were available only in the RAC category.
2. One of my uncles then was called upon to go to Germany on official matters. So 1 ticket cancelled.
3. My other uncle, now the leader of the pack (and the sole sponsor too ;)), now had this brainwave that the remaining 5 tickets might not get confirmed, and with 3 ladies in the group, we better book 2nd class tickets too, just in case.
4. 5 second class tickets booked, in addition to the already existing AC tickets. These newly booked tickets too, were in the Waiting List. Drat.
5. This led my junior aunt(who happens to be the most i-dont-give-a-damn-to-what-i-spend kinds), to egg on my uncle to book 5 tickets to and fro on a Jet airways flight at apex rates of 3K per head or so.
So now we have 5 tickets to and fro on AC train, Sleeper train and Flight.
6. Our AC tickets advanced to RAC numbers 1,2,3,4,5. Bright chances of confirmation, with 3 days to go.
7. So my uncle promptly cancelled the flight tickets the next day.
8. One of our AC tickets got confirmed.
9. My uncle cancelled the sleeper class tickets as well.
10. Now my senior aunt, dealt a divine digression to the whole trip, insisting that we halt at Mantralayam on our way back from Goa.
11. All 5 return tickets from Goa cancelled.
12. Return tickets from Mantralayam booked. 2nd class tickets. Goa to mantralayam could be decided after we reach Goa and explore options there.
13. The sole accompanying uncle now gets some work in Chennai, has to be here early, so HE cancels his return ticket alone, and books a flight ticket for himself for the 24th.
14. Day of journey, we book a Call Taxi, to pick us up from home at 12:30 for a 2 PM train.
15. 12:45 no sign of the taxi. Call him up, CANCEL the taxi booking (no form of transport spared from our cancellation chaos), and rent another cab down to the station.
16. Arrive at station, all tickets stand confirmed. Vaazhve Thavam.
exit Chennai*/
/* Start of Train Journey
17. On train, female company at long last. A voluptuous aunty was all i had for company for a while, until the only vacant seat in the entire compartment, the seat opposite mine, was taken by a 20-ish girl. Wow. Never happened before ever. Hasbi Rabbi Jalallah!
18. Then came her amma. Kezha bolt aunty. Maafi Qalbi Ghairullah!
19. And then came the son. 2 years old. Noor-e Muhammad Sallallah!
20. And then she called her son Kaif... Haq La Illa-ha Illallah.
End of Train Journey*/
--in Goa now--
21. Search begins(!), for transport from Goa to mantralayam.
22. Nothing. NOTHING. WTF is mantralayam, people ask. Zilch.
23. Retrace plans. Look for alternate destinations. Bangalore.
24. Book tickets on a semi-sleeper bus to bangalore for the 24th night.(this was after enquiring flight charges from Goa to Bangalore and chennai).
25. Cancel the Mantralayam - Chennai return train tickets.
26. New brainwave - why not leave by a comfortable AC Volvo bus instead of a non AC semi-sleeper?
27. Book 4 tickets to bangalore on a Volvo Bus.
28. Cancel the other bus ticket.
29. Also meant that we could cancel our hotel room bookings for the 24th. Checking out one day ahead of time.
--exit Goa--
-Goa to Bangalore--
30. Bus journey. Seats numbered 1,2,3,4. First 4 seats on bus. Clear view of Road ahead. Bus going up and down the western ghats. At speeds nearing and crossing 100 kmph.
31. Man sprawled on road, drunk, sleeping in bliss, middle of road. Bus brakes hard. gets my aunts' heads spinning.
32. Senior aunt vomits all over.
33. Plans of stay in Bangalore in jeopardy.
34. We reach Bangalore at 10-ish the next morning. head straight for the railway station.
35. Unreserved tickets to Chennai for a 2 PM train, 3 hours in the bangalore railway station waiting room, and then a rush for the seats that get toweled up even before zeroth hour.
36. Mahesh 'macha kammanaati' balaji has to leave to mysore too, and comes to the station, gets to talk to my uncle's daughter. @%&$#%@.
--exit Bangalore--
--Bangalore to Chennai--
37. Drunken sleepard on train on berth above. Constantly absently shifting positions, almost giving us a 'the sky is falling' feeling. Sick. in more ways than one definitely.
38. Back in Chennai, and living happily ever after...
Soragame endraalum.. adhu nammoora pola varuma.