The Forbidden fruits..
Disclaimer : I have no responsibility over the content of the below.. This is a direct lift from Deepak's blog, but as the content happens to be a lift from somewhere else, i think all is fair in love, war and a blog...
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Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday... Send this to all the people who you know are at the top of the tree. So Guys if u are alone...this means that u r on top.
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Now now, have i spawned yet another?
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Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday... Send this to all the people who you know are at the top of the tree. So Guys if u are alone...this means that u r on top.
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Now now, have i spawned yet another?
posted by Girish at 8:29 PM
40 Comments:
Well lol... jus read that again.. couldn't stifle a laugh...:)
Sorry....even the "all's fair..." part was a lift from a great indian loafer....
its ok...Genius...but NO YEEEGO...
paravaala...vaazhndhukko...
And yeah....am on top of the tree...No girls..Ofcourse I knew i am amazin...cus naanum kadavul
Purila.... but puriya koodaadadhu dhaan kadavul..
;)
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Not necessarily single, but on top of the world... instead of being on top of a tree
Podaa en chappaathi Ranga...
btw, J and i both got into MDI gurgaon today..big time relief..
Even in the case of no further admits, there is some place now where we hav got admits.. life is good... vaazhve thavam..
machees....kalakitteengada!
naa intha piece of writeup munnadiye padichu irukken...
ennamoda....gals gals....ha! nee edukkarennu sonna padam thaan nyaabagam varuthu!
'silar sirippaar, silar azuvaar, naan sirithu kondey azuginren!'
;0)
ah makki....
Nyaabagam varudhey nyaabagam varudhey...
mudhal mudhal paartha karpaga maramum
mudhal mudhal kadalai potta nam raadum
mudhal mudhal love-iya thalaivi un jenni....
ennamo podaa..
i am best wen i write original lyrics, so pardon tht hasty effort...
Conspicuous by their absence, Chetna, Ms. V and Swetha.
Where art thou?
Ponnu porul padhavi...idhelaam namma thedi poga koodaadhu...thaanaa varanum...
So sab...Grow up son...
As an aside, i came to know that Sharmaine is back in chennai..
Do i see a smile from someone here?
The blog now accepts anonymous comments for the sake of the lazy bones...
- Mr. G
Even though I feel that comment was aimed a Jawad, I think I have enough reason to allow myself a smile too.. what say Giri....
No bloody way.
And no two ways about that. You have had enuff of ur share of smiles..
may u starve in hell!!
dei!
ennada pesikkareenga? oru ezavum purila..!
naaye Ranga! ethukaaga nee,as usual, thittu vaangara?
and Giri...nee yen avana ippo karuchu kottara? explain plz!
and amaam!
jus asked Chets y no comment to this entry....
she says-'Not worht commenting'
ennamoda Giri....some are taken n others rejected.....!
hey! i was talkin abt the subjects of the blog entries we write!
PS:
and giri....note panikko! she also said, watever ranga writes does always merit comment!...(oooooops!)
See Mr.Makku, there some ppl who will remain VERY loyal to certain ppl.. jus as a certain person I know ,who makes it a point to comment on a Canadian blog without fail, but duly failing to comment on Texan blogs.. u'll jus have to accept the fact that some ppl will comment on some blogs IRRESPECTIVE of what is written...
and regarding Giri scolding me.. that's cos Me,Myself and Sharmaine date a long way back... infact year 2000 if I am not wrong.. and Brigade Rd as always the hub ....
exactly my point!
"u'll jus have to accept the fact that some ppl will comment on some blogs IRRESPECTIVE of what is written..."
.....which i dont accept!
and ya....i rembr that thing abt sharmaine or whoverer....'Shane' i guess....if i aint wrong..?
and ppl to comment when pressed for comments as certain ppl have done on certain Texan blogs....which they did on Canadian blogs too....i mean...with the same uncertainity !!!
U are hoplessly wrong as always Makku payale.. Sharmaine has nothing with "Shane".. the truth is for the HCE guys and ME to know....
BTW... quite a few times ppl have commented that I look Kashmiri enough with my stubble... Who knows, my Kashmiri countenance might take me places!!!! What say Giri???
My post no naughtiness in it... A smile is one of the most innocent expressions of mankind.. I did not mean a naughty smile at all.. ;)
And ranga - i have to expose in this public forum - has nothing to do with sharmaine apart from gawking at her when he chanced to meet her when she had come with my class to bangalore.. twas half a fraction of half a second that he saw her..
FOUR long years has been the association of Jawad and Sharmaine... again no naughty intent here... (not that jawad wudnt stand a chance..)
Cheers
Girish
Racing against life..
I've been busy and I was hoping for some good reading content and this is what I see!!! Apples on trees and guys??? I hate apples and I love guys!!! Horrible horrible analogy! UGH...
athaaney, giri ellathayum poattu odacha approma thaane theeriyuthu yaaru makku-nu! yenda fool ranga!! sight adichena atha othukkoyen! ithula enna periya secret? pazasa laam kadanjomna evlo nariya unamigal vella varum paathukko!
and Jawad machi....ithelaam free-ya vitukko! yaarum yaar melayum urimai kondaada mudiayaathu! puriyutha!
'naam ethai kondu vanthom? ethai kondu sella?'
huh?
No Jawad. Even in the context of this blog, apples are not guys! "Boys are like apples".. This is a simile where you compare one thing to another. "Boys are apples" would be a metaphor. In that case, guys would be apples. Anyway, in neither case apples are guys! So I repeat by saying I hate apples. But I love guys. And everyone knows that ;)
When did I ever try to " hide" my past? All that I said was Me, Myself and Sharmaine date back to year 2000, simply becos of the fact I haven't even seen her after that. Jus becos u don't know what hapened and jus becos Giri made the whole thing look like a "shameful expose'", it does'nt mean that I was in anyway denying or hiding it.
I allowed myself a smile becos of nostalgia. Simple. Another thing that wasprobably the first of the two times when I saw a certain Jawad in person.....
The point is... U got piqued reading my statement abt. Sharmaine!!(How the hell do I know know what these *&^@!#*^& guys are talking abt??appidinnu yosichiruppa) adhudhaan ore kaaranam... ASAT ( as simple as that)
Yep, very true.. that was one HOT discovery of mine those days.. was surprised to say the least to come to know that was spewing out condoms for a fiver .. more surprised that u actually remember the price of one... don't worry I will spare u any further embarassment ;)
sorry ppl that anonymous was me... technical difficulty..
though i remember the music world and the ppl mentioned, i honestly have NO FAINT MEMORY of the condom machine watever...
always wanted to see wat one looks like.. the machine that is..
on a related note, in case anyone is wondering if i hav ever seen a condom, i had the good fortune to catch a box of condoms scattered rather carelessly in my roommate's bedroom wen up in s'pore.. but lemme not go into details... and of course, i did not have anything further to do with them.. :-)
So I guess the relation of condoms to this post is that once the apple has been picked and eaten, there better be a condom in the picture?!?
So many condom stories to tell but I better not shock the adults in here!
The most non-PG one is a time when I was playing Truth or Dare with my friends. It was 4 a.m. in the morning and my dare was to ask the person at the reception desk of the dorm for a pack of condoms. And I needed to keep a conversation going for 5 minutes. So I go to the reception and there's this black guy at the desk.
Ms. V: Excuse me. Could I have a pack of condoms?
BG (turns around, looks at clock and looks back at me with incredulous expression on face): Now???? At this time of the night?
Ms. V: Yeah. It's kinda urgent. And I need a pack right now!
BG: Not just one? A whole pack?
Ms. V (trying to be impatient): Do you have a pack or not?
BG (very sympathetically): I'm sorry girl. I wish I could help you out. But damn, girl, you should be sleeping now!
Ms. V: Well, I'm a busy girl. (wink and walk away as if looking for another source for my pack)
That was one of the most hilarious things I'd ever done! The look on the face of the dude was one to DIE FOR. After all, blacks are the horniest of them all!!!
That was a day of some crazy dares! Anyway, that's about all I can share here ;)
I guess the PG ones could me mailed to me in private.. what say???
Ranga the gentleman will hendeforth be rechristened Ranga the echakala...
Btw, wat do u want in ur mail? the stories or the condoms?
CK watch out.. the echakala could spawn a few too...
No comments...
Karthik, I'll consider it ;)
"Gira hua seb" the bully ... now wat do I say abt ur stories... forget it!!! :p
P.S. - How can an inflated (with air!) condom look beautiful?!?!
OK jawad... joining the echakala brigade..
J is up in New dElhi for his IIT bombay interview... his last choice place to go to i guess, but its still an interview.. and with an all india rank of 36, should be smooth sailing..
here's wishing him all the best on behalf of me, myself and sharmaine (that oft-overused phrase, much to my chagrin)
Face it pal, wasn't that expression one of absolute brilliance???
reminds me of "Nahee nahee" of kushmaa devi..
(am trying against all odds to make my fourth score in excess of 50 guys... the sooner the better, coz i wont be writin anything til then ;)
ithu
virtual
black-mail!
as usual...oru target reach panna....easy-aana vazi!
;) :)
dood...
i again walked thru that matunga railway junction...and saw those hundreds of doves flutterin on..in the center of the road in one tree..and a fence to contain them...man,...as u told that day..SHOORE naayagan.nee oru kaadhal sangeetham feel..hav a doubt if mani captured this place itself..or is this a mumbai trademark...
man...but it sent goosepimples to see those doves flyin...
;)
i do have an eye for the mani-ish, dont i?
neways.. Bombay teademark dove illa da.. daav... pedal..
Goin with the norm of totally out-of-place comments, here is some news i found online:
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Rishi refuses Mani's offer to son
Producer Maniratnam is thinking of starting a new film though his last film 'Yuva' had proved a flop. Now, he wants to sign Ranveer Kapoor, son of Rishi Kapoor, for his forthcoming film. But Rishi Kapoor has declined this offer made to his son though very politely. He said that Maniratnam is a great filmmaker whereas Ranveer is not yet ripe enough to act in the lead role. Hence the decision to decline the offer. However, it's a fact that Ranveer Kapoor is keen on joining the industry as a professional.
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Producer mani? watsup?
how can we not know?
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