How Girish accosted a girl, got her intro and got a life

{GUEST AUTHOR: Ashwin Balasubramaniam (aka) Geela}

DISCLAIMER: The writer of this piece insists he has unintentionally borrowed material from a certain book title and this is purely due to internalization and deadline pressures from the owner of this blog. He also regrets that he hasn’t been able to do the same for his various subjects so far. Also as a matter of academic interest no book packaging company has been involved in this literary piece.

Tired of vegetating at home I floated a suggestion “let’s go to some place some mall”. I thought it would a good way to pass the evening do some window shopping and figure out how to splurge the stipend we are to receive. Bancho agreed immediately but Girish took some persuasion especially after the heavy lunch we had in Mani’s lunch home (after 2 cups of extra rice how Girish manages to remain thin is still a scientific mystery). After much effort we fought of the inertia and managed to abandon our current favorite sport of channel surfing and started heading towards the station and headed straight to Mulund towards R-World Mall. On the way in a bout of overconfidence after my recent 48 hour no smoke achievement I bet Girish I wouldn’t smoke for a week (ok… you guys can stop laughing for the record it lasted a whole humongous 8 hours). We finally reached the destination and 4 specialty stores and dozens of expensive clothing later we reached the third floor where all the eating joints were housed. We went into Pizza Hut and ordered a meal for four (considering how much we eat I thought we should have ordered a meal for 6-7 unfortunately there was no such offer).
Seated opposite to us were 3 girls ….

(To Be Continued)

{ The writer insists that this has not been done because of a writers block but purely to maintain the suspense and because this was a 2 blog deal signed for a kingly Rs 5.}